plz talk dirty to me
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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