She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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