the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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