ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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