one two three fourrrrnication!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I have aggressive nipples.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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