Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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