Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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