your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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