Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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