Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
You did what with his pubic hair?
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