just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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