he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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