i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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