theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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