a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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