Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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