My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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