Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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