oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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