I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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