she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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