i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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