I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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