I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
