We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
she told me i tasted like america
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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