question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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