so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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