I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Randomize
