Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
