There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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