So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
