Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
it was like his penis was on wheels.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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