Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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