I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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