With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize