I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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