Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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