She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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