Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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