sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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