This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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