So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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