going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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