im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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