as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Watching her eat just hurts me
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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