he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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