So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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