yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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