We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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