I heard we made out
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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