will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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