so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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