Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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