She went from zero to smokin in five shots
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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