we're blogging at a bar
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
