So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
